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Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Eum labore eaque vel aspernatur magnam modi rem.
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
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No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
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Unacceptable again!
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
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